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Capcom, This is NOT How to Demo Monster Hunter

March 9, 2010

I'm sure it's going to be great!...but...

I am a Monster Hunter fanatic.  I am the guy who preordered Monster Hunter Freedom Unite and hounded the staff of the local Game Crazy until it actually showed up.  I am the guy who stumbled upon Sony’s Ad Hoc Party for PS3 when it was still ALL in Japanese…and then I watched numerous YouTube tutorials and lurked in various forums to figure out how to get it and then how to use it juuuuuuuuuust good enough to get my Monster Huntin’ on.  So, when I tell you I was stalking my local Gamestop (Game Crazy’s are all but shut down here in Vegas), feverishly waiting to get my demo for Tri, I am NOT exaggerating.  When it finally arrived, I ran home, popped it in and was greeted by one of the biggest letdowns in all of my videogaming life.   Read more…

Let’s start 2010 with a bang! (A small one.)

January 8, 2010

The gateway to Gaming Heaven.

So there hasn’t been a post since Jewish Dave’s Bejeweled post.  I apologize for the long hiatus.  Sometimes my life exists outside of this tiny website, unfortunately.  Now, for those of you who pay attention to technology, video games,  or read the newspaper, you know all the world’s buzzing about one thing.  Yes, this “one thing” is located right here in my city, Las Vegas, NV.  I’m talking about The 2010 International Consumer Electronics Show, or CES, the trade show where millions of people in the technology and entertainment industry from all over the world converge.  Read more…

No posts since August and I think I know why…

November 16, 2009

someone help me...

Sorry everyone. I was really excited to get posting on TheFour11 back when I started earlier this year but then I came down with a serious sickness. It involves moving gems around within a perfectly, scientifically, brain-attacking 1-minute time limit. Pop Cap Game’s “Bejeweled Blitz” on Facebook is the most addictive thing I’ve ever known. Worse than sex. Worse than food. Worse than Diet Coke. Worse than cigarettes (I don’t smoke, but I’ve heard…). Worse than crack-cocaine (see: cigarettes). Worse than masturbation… Yea… It’s that bad…

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So I’ve been playing this game…

August 2, 2009

Sacred 2 XBOX…and it has been sucking my damn life away!  Honestly, I saw this game sitting on shelves back in November of last year, and I scoffed.  I said “pffff, look how stupid this box-art is.  I mean the girls make up looks like Paul Stanley!”  Then, I went on with my life and totally forgot this game existed.  I didn’t even know it came out on XBOX 360, and Playstation 3 back in May.  That is until, Chad aka 1ofthebees suggested we play this game together.  Read more…

Keith and Arthur might come to your TV’s.

July 20, 2009

keith and arthurSo, this is just a little tidbit of news.  Last night I was talking to Nathan Barnatt (Keith Apicary) on DA BOOK, and I must say he’s a pretty cool dude to talk to.  Anyway, we were just chatting about random things, and about how awesome Trale Lewous is, when he shared a some info with me.  Apparently, Talking Classics is being developed into a television show.

He didn’t disclose the network, but here’s what he did disclose: Read more…

Talking Classics with Keith Apicary. UPDATE: I spelled Sacha wrong. Punch my face.

July 19, 2009
Keith Apicary

"Segaaaaaa"

If you’ve been scouring the web, then you’ve probably seen this bit of genius work.  No, this isn’t a sad attempt of some YouTube celebrity trying to be famous (like me!).  This person pictured on the left (if you couldn’t already tell) is Keith Apicary, a retro video game fan.  Keith has all kinds of amazing game systems, and he sure does love to show them off.  Keith’s best friend is Arthur Fielding who got him a job at video game store “Games Extreme” (“you’re welcome.”)  Keith Apicary is the recent brainchild of funny-man Nathan Barnatt.  Much like Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat, Bruno, Ali G),  Nathan Barnatt also boasts a number of successful characters such as Action Sequence Pro Gawl Senglelis, and  Trale Lewous, who makes commercials for companies that don’t ask him to. However, unlike Mr. Cohen, Nathan doesn’t infiltrate your mind with gratuitous amounts of dick jokes, and dick imagery (i.e. Bruno.)  In fact, he serves you a dish of well written comedy, with a side of extra wit.  Oh, and did I mention Arthur Fielding,  is played by none other than Full House’s Whit Hertford (you know, Walter!) Read more…

I Wasn’t Joking About The TV’s…

July 4, 2009
Why hellooooooooo beautiful!...rawr!

Why hellooooooooo beautiful!...rawr!

Remember this post?  So I’m heading out of an apartment complex today, which is of course the birthday of our great nation that is kinda fucked up right now (and those issues are being addressed), and as I’m passing a dumpster, I see this oldie but goodie giving me the sad puppy dog eyes.  For the uninitiated, this is a ’93 model 34″ Sony Trinitron, A.K.A. The Cadillac of Classic Gaming Televisions.  I paid $500 plus for one in ’95, and it was worth every penny then.  Now for free?  I’LL TAKE IT! Read more…